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Zelda Barrons X

According to UPM Network sources, controversial and outspoken clairvoyant Zelda Barrons X has visited the site of the Kyser Miree Reparations Protest on 4 Macy Place and found that, in death, the remaining presence of the once esteemed Vanderbilt Magna Cum Laude, whose family may have owned slaves, has been damned to spend eternity mourning for his races unrestituted for crimes against the other races of people on the planet. “He was also condemned for his choice to worship ignorance and preference to disregard justice,” a source close to the clairvoyant’s inner circle is quoted as saying.

“White people aren’t able to leave this realm after death. They don’t have souls like spiritual beings. While there are some doorways to reincarnation for them, they aren’t connected to the ethereal and are only able to exist as ghosts,” Barrons X, the author of Life After Death For White Folks is quoted as saying.

With the alleged sightings of the tortured presence of the unrepentant Reparations Offender increasing, it is being said the entity is restricted to the block of Macy Place where he reportedly, while alive, turned a peaceful Black Foot Soldier Reparations Protest against him violent.

“He’s trying to warn other whites of the fate that awaits them after death. But like you can’t get blood from a turnip, you can’t get love from a cracker,” one Mobile GhettoBraggingRights community member believed to have witnessed Barrons X in action allegedly said. “He’s very sad but deserves his eternal condemnation. They all do.”

PRAYER CALL: KEEP NANCY GRACE PRECIOUS TWINS ALIVE: SEND IN PRAYERS OF TERRIBLE ACCIDENTS YOU don’t WANT TO BEFALL LITTLE JOHN DAVID & LUCY ELIZABETH
Zora Barrons X, the sister of reknown clairvoyant Zelda Barrons X says, since the death of superstar Michael Jackson, she has received disturbing visions of terrible and tragic accidents anxiously seeking to consume the precious twinsof celebrity crime hawk Nancy Grace.
SOURCES CLOSE TO THE CIRCLE OF MOTHERS CONFIRM THEY HAVE OBTAINED LOCKS OF THE TWINS HAIR SO THAT PROPER BLACK MAGIC FOR THE CHILDREN’S LIVES CAN BE PERFORMED.


“It appear they may be burned to death in an accidental fire or killed in a terrible car accident in which Nancy herself will survive,” the prophetess says.
“The Sinister Winds of the East have spoken and want the children,” she says. “Unless we can meet them with an greater prayer force, they will be consumed by the Winds’ wrath.”
Grace, who Zora says the Winds have interpreted as a tongue in cheek champion for missing children and victims’ advocate appear to have offended them beyond correction. “I will be surprised if we can just keep one of her babies alive, she says.
“The last vision of their deaths and Nancy’s pain was so visually clear,” she says, “I immediately took it before the Circle of Mothers for judgement and interpretation.”